Mr. Glascott Quote #11
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Weird Al
Mr. Glascott: Mr. Goldberg.
Murray: Got your call. What'd these morons do that I had to leave work early?
Mr. Glascott: Please, have a seat, Mr. Goldberg. We need to have a very serious discussion about you.
Murray: Me?
Mr. Glascott: Your kids are concerned that you might have a real case of the blues. Luckily, I'm here to help, and so is Carl. He's a real sad sack, too. Why don't you two talk? [high-pitched voice] Hey, Mr. Goldberg. What's up, buddy?
Murray: What's with everybody and puppets?!
Mr. Glascott: [high-pitched voice] You can talk to me.
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Quote from Pops
Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.
Quote from Beverly
Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Beverly: Dana.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!