Adam Quote #274
Adam: Good news, bro. I've decided to honor you in song.
Barry: It's about time!
Adam: You know the Wang Chung song "Everybody have fun tonight"? Well, I changed all the lyrics to make them all about you.
Barry: Ahh, you've improved the song. Let's hear it.
Adam: [singing, playing the accordion] Everybody have fun tonight my brother Barry is a Wang tonight
Barry: Barry's gonna kick your ass tonight.
Quote from Pops
Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!
Quote from Beverly
Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from I Heart Video Dating
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.
Quote from George! George Glass!
Dave Kim: Just walk on over there and be like, "Yo, Waffles, remember me? Powdered sugar, sliced banana, side of sausage. Name's Adam Goldberg."
Adam: I can't say my name. It's too confusing. There's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's a senior. He told me in no uncertain terms that he's got dibs on the upper-class girls.
Dave Kim: Stop using the other Adam Goldberg as an excuse.