Barry: I'm so nervous for Baio. My hands are super sweaty but soft. I've been moisturizing all day.

Barry: You will live with me forever. I will build a master suit off the bedroom, even if it severely damages my marriage.
Erica: I'm out. Too rich for my blood.
Barry: Yes, I win! Oh, no. What have I done? Future Barry's problem.

Beverly: Hold up. Now that I'm involved you're just going to bail?
Barry: Nothing personal. You just make fun things suck.