Barry: I'm so nervous for Baio. My hands are super sweaty but soft. I've been moisturizing all day.

Barry: You will live with me forever. I will build a master suit off the bedroom, even if it severely damages my marriage.
Erica: I'm out. Too rich for my blood.
Barry: Yes, I win! Oh, no. What have I done? Future Barry's problem.

Coach Mellor: I'm in way over my head. They want me to organize, make posters. They gave me a pen and a ledger. I don't know what to do with them.
Beverly: To record the donations.
Coach Mellor: Oh, no. I've been putting everybody's cash in a bag.
Beverly: Well, there must be thousands there.
Coach Mellor: I don't know. I'm a gym teacher, not a count teacher.
Beverly: You mean a math teacher?
Coach Mellor: I don't know. I'm not an English teacher either.