Adam Quote #258
Barry: Shut up and listen. I have narrowed down the breed of dog that best matches my personality and lifestyle.
Adam: Good morning to you, too.
Barry: Our dog will either be the kind that looks like a sheep-
Adam: A sheepdog.
Barry: Cujo.
Adam: A book, not a breed.
Barry: A McGruff.
Adam: That's a cartoon crime dog.
Barry: Or, a bear crossed with a poodle.
Adam: Not possible.
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