Barry: Holy crap, puppies! They're so fluffy and adorable. They're like the kittens of dogs!

Barry: She needs a name. From this point on, this animal will only be known as Jean-Dog Van Damme. No, wait, Arnold Schwarzendogger. No, wait, Dogvester Stallone. No, wait, Lucky.

Barry: I spent the entire afternoon in a puppy pit cheating death. You always said the reason we can't get a dog is because of me.
Murray: Forgot what happened in the puppy pit. That was a fluke. You are crazy allergic to dogs.
Barry: Wrong! My insanely strong immune system has grown so powerful that I'm no longer allergic to anything on earth.
Murray: No, stop. Don't think that.
Barry: It's the truth. I'll go outside right now and roll around in poison oak, you'll see.