Beverly: Honestly, there should be a museum for the two of you. It'll be called the Schmoopie Center for Cuteness and I will be the curator, and people will line up for blocks just to delight in your deliciousness.

Beverly: Hey you go, boys. Toad in the hole for my snuggle face. Raisin bran and prune juice for the coolest and most regular daddy I know.

Beverly: Look what you've got here. Nintardo.
Adam: What did you just call me?
Beverly: No. It's the thing you play all day long. Nintardo.
Adam: Oh my God, are you combining Nintendo and Atari into some horrible mom word?