Adam Quote #214

Quote from Adam in As You Wish

Murray: All right, Adam and boy whose name I can't remember. Give me the swords.
Adam: Wait. What? Why?
Murray: You quit, so I'm returning them.
Adam: But they're used. I spoke to the manager at Herman's Sports, he's a total hard ass. He won't take them back. It's store policy, iron clad.

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Pops: This reminds me of a story.
Murray: Please don't tell me a story.
Pops: I'm gonna tell you a story. When Bevvie was a little girl, all she wanted was to be a ballerina. Sadly, she was a very early bloomer. The other girls would keep a wide berth around her so if she lost her balance, they wouldn't be crushed beneath her enormous girl body. Point is, watching her dance is one of the happiest memories of my live. Don't you want to have that with your son?
Murray: Eugh, why do you always have to tell such wonderful and touching crap? Fine. If this is really your dream, I'll buy you the sword.