TV Quotes

Beverly: Oh, I love you too, Erica. This is my daughter. I baked her in my tummy.

Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..

Beverly: Stop your stomping. I get it. Your little feet are mad.

Murray: What the hell are you doing?
Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles. I read it in GQ. It's a magazine for stylish men of means.

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.

Beverly: Are you crying?
Adam: No.
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.