Adam Quote #160
Adam: About that, there were some rewrites. In the new scene, Optimus Prime eats a fiber-rich breakfast and goes for a heart-smart walk.
Pops: Okay, I'm not understanding my character here. You told me I was a badass.
Adam: You are. And after this scene, you're gonna rest up with some hot tea under an afghan, like a badass.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from I Heart Video Dating
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.