Barry Quote #175

Quote from Barry in A Goldberg Thanksgiving

Erica: What could you ever offer the world that anyone would pay for?
Barry: We own a mower, I got a beeper. Someone beeps me, I rush over and tend to all their landscaping needs.
Erica: That's actually not a bad idea.
Barry: I know, right? I've been posting signs all over the neighborhood.
Erica: "Barry, The Grass King. For all your grass needs. Beep me."
Barry: Genius, right? Ooh, I got one! And another! Oh, and another!
Erica: Idiot! You're the guy with the beeper who calls himself The Grass King. Don't you get it?
Barry: Yeah, I'm gonna be rich.

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