Barry Quote #158

Quote from Barry in Family Takes Care of Beverly

Erica: I didn't expect you to do some love rap to Lainey about Turner and Hooch. They weren't even a couple, dude. One is a dog.
Barry: That dog took a bullet for Tom Hanks! That's love!

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 ‘Family Takes Care of Beverly’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Barry: I just saved your life.
Erica: What?
Barry: According to the way of the Samurai, you're my servant until the debt is repaid.
Erica: That's not a thing.
Barry: Oh, it is. It's the Bushido code.
Erica: Well, that sounds like complete Bushido.

Quote from Pops

Murray: Rule number four: no coming in after 10 o'clock.
Pops: Ten in the morning or ten in the evening?
Murray: Why would anyone come in at ten in the morning?
Pops: Why would anyone come in at ten in the evening?

 Barry Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Opportunity of a Lifetime

Beverly: I just I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!

Quote from Cowboy Country

Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..