Beverly Quote #209

Quote from Beverly in Mama Drama

Beverly: Tell me something, Earl. Uh, how's your wife?
Principal Ball: She's fine.
Beverly: Lovely woman. Pam, is it? Remind me again how you two got together.
Principal Ball: Well, you knew her from jazzercize class. You introduced us.
Beverly: Did I, now? Oh. And how was the wedding?
Principal Ball: You were at the wedding. You made a speech, even though nobody asked you to.
Beverly: Well, from what I remember, that was the night you said, "How can I ever repay you?" And I said, "One day, I will come to you, and I will ask you for a favor. And you said, "But of course, Beverly. But of course." That day is today.

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 ‘Mama Drama’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Are you crying?
Adam: No.
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.

Quote from Adam

Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Green light, people! Green light! Why aren't you moving? Son of a [beep]! You're letting him in?! He's part of a funeral! That could be a hundred cars! What kind of crossing guard crosses one kid at a time?! You got to group 'em and herd 'em!