Adam Quote #121

Quote from Adam in Mama Drama

Adam: Miss Cinoman! I think there's been some kind of mistake because I'm pretty familiar with the musical, and there is no Todd the Apostle.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, there's no Darnell the apostle, either.
Ms. Cinoman: But there was such a large turnout, I took the liberty of expanding Jesus' followers, from 12 to 30.
Adam: 30? You can't fit that many people at the last supper.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, yeah, there's gonna be another, smaller table off to the side.
Adam: I'm at the kids' table at the last supper?!
Ms. Cinoman: I'm sorry. There was a lot of competition this year. Remember there are no small parts, only small actors.
Adam: But there are small parts! Very small! Like Todd!

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 ‘Mama Drama’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Are you crying?
Adam: No.
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.

Quote from Adam

Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Green light, people! Green light! Why aren't you moving? Son of a [beep]! You're letting him in?! He's part of a funeral! That could be a hundred cars! What kind of crossing guard crosses one kid at a time?! You got to group 'em and herd 'em!