The Goldbergs - Beverly Quote #203
Beverly: Are you crying?
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Green light, people! Green light! Why aren't you moving? Son of a [beep]! You're letting him in?! He's part of a funeral! That could be a hundred cars! What kind of crossing guard crosses one kid at a time?! You got to group 'em and herd 'em!
Quote from Murray
Murray: Come on! Green light, people! Green light! One car went through! One car! Move it, lady! What are you, Sally Field?! Put your makeup on at home! Oh, there's a baby on board?! I'll tell you what, there's a moron on board! Moron! Son of a [beep]. Car full of morons!
Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from I Drank The Mold
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horse play. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.