Beverly Quote #197

Quote from Beverly in Love is a Mixtape

Beverly: Who's ready for our movie date? I bought a new sweater.
Adam: Yeah, I was thinking, about our date, maybe we can hang out on Saturday instead?
Beverly: Really?
Adam: Yeah! Make a whole day of it. Pack a picnic, hit the park, get a paddle boat. I mean, I don't want to be stuck in some movie. I want to talk, find out what makes you tick, really dig in. What do you think?
Beverly: Holy [beep] I love that idea! I love it.


‘Love is a Mixtape’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Gus: Dude, what are you doing? No. Just act normal. Lose the hat. Come on.
Barry: But Zeus Alexander Washington always wears a hat.
Gus: Oh, no. That's your name? That's too many letters, dude. That's too weird. It's too stupid.
Barry: I like my second choice better anyway. James Bond.
Gus: Taken.
Barry: Barry Bonds.
Gus: Also taken.
Barry: Barry Fakington!
Erica: What's wrong with you? Just pick a normal name already.
Barry: Barry Goldberg!
Erica: That's your name.
Barry: Erica Goldberg.
Erica: Idiot, that is my name!
Barry: Sir Richard Chamberlain.
Erica: Stop panicking!
Barry: Mr. Clock Table.
Gus: Now you're just saying things you see.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Guess who just turned 25! Carlos Del Monaco. Who wants spray paint, lottery tickets? I can vote, rent a car, lease a junior one-bedroom apartment. I'm all man, all the time!

Quote from Murray

Barry: Dad!
Erica: Shut up.
Barry: Dad! You know he always comes on the third "dad", because he can't ignore it any more. And the man won't be happy because he'll have to walk the stairs. He hates to walk the stairs.
Erica: I don't care. I'm not helping you.
Barry: Dad!
Murray: What?! Why are you calling my name? What do you want? The hell's so damn important that you make me walk the stairs?

Beverly Quotes

Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Quote from Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.

Quote from Mama Drama

Beverly: Are you crying?
Adam: No.
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.