Adam Quote #82
Adam: That's my big brother, Barry. He's clinically insane.
JC Spink: For real?
Adam: The doctors gave up on him. He's too crazy for their modern medicine.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You know, scientific research shows that you need to let your privates breathe, especially if we're gonna have more kids one day.
Murray: First, I will never wear shorts under my pants. It's madness! And second, having more children is literally my worst nightmare!
Quote from Barry
Adam: So that means we're cool, too, right?
Barry: You led a mutiny against me, dude. We are most definitely not cool.
Adam: I didn't have a choice. You went mad with power!
Barry: Listen, I know from the outside it may seem like I have a perfect life, but the truth is there are a lot of jerks at school that aren't so nice to me. It was cool to have a place where I had respect for once.
Adam: I didn't know that.
Barry: Here, take your Garbage Pail Kids back. You don't need to pay me to protect you. I want to because you're my brother.
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: I'm gonna ask you a question which you need to answer with complete honesty. Is there a world in which you are not the deserving child for this role?
Adam: There's no such world.
Beverly: Honey, I can get involved. I want to get involved. But I need to know that's what you want.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Usually when my mother wanted to mix in, I'd push her away as far away as possible. This was not one of those times.
Adam: Do it, mama. Make me Jesus.
Quote from I Heart Video Dating
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.