Murray Quote #104

Quote from Murray in You Opened the Door

Barry: Then why are you torturing me?
Murray: Because you tortured me! What kind of moron makes their dad give them the talk when they don't need the talk? Who does that?

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 ‘You Opened the Door’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Erica: I sent her a letter from camp saying I was homesick. And the next night, she showed up in the top bunk. Look, this is a picture of us in a canoe together! Never again, Adam. Never again!

Quote from Murray

Barry: Dads are supposed to teach their kids stuff how to throw a fast ball, and change a tire, and shave. You never taught me anything!
Murray: In my defense, I know very little.

Quote from Adam

Dana: You okay?
Adam: Me? Yeah, (chuckles) been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happen to you?
Dana: Umm, no.
Adam: Das coo', das coo'.