Mr. Glascott Quote #1
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Kara-Te
Beverly: Tell me, what kind of educator stomps on the dreams of his students?
Mr. Glascott: Look, Barry's a good kid, which is kinda why I discouraged him from taking part in the show. See, some of the more high-profile students here can be very critical, if you follow me.
Beverly: I really don't.
Mr. Glascott: The popular kids here are real douche-sacks. Last year, one kid did a lovely ventriloquist act. The kids well, they did unspeakable things to that doll after the show. Quite frankly, it was very jarring. And Barry's karate is really ripe for that type of ridicule.
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‘Kara-Te’ Quotes
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: I can't take this anymore. You want your kids in, they're in.
Pops: Oh, great! Which one?
Mr. Glascott: I don't know! Both of them? None of them? I really don't care! I mean, it's a stupid freakin' high school talent show! I had one moment of weakness where I tried to do something kind for your son. I apologize! All I care about now is that I owe 20 grand in student loans, I live in a studio apartment above a steaming hot dry cleaner, and I have a second job where I work as a pizza man, and occasionally I get to deliver pizzas to my students. Oh, also I have a parrot that I can't get rid of. They live for 80 years. Did you know that? Nobody tells you about that. You have to put them in your will! It's a nightmare! So, yeah, do whatever you wanna do, 'cause I really don't care!
Quote from Barry
Barry: I can't go out there!
Adam: What?!
Barry: I can't do it! Dad was right. I'm gonna humiliate myself. They're gonna throw peaches at me!
Adam: Peaches? Who has peaches? What are you talking about?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Well, I got news for you. The audience won't throw peaches. They'll throw flowers. And cheers! And boobs! Naked boobs! Everywhere! Just you watch. Watch! Boobs! Naked!