Barry Quote #40

Quote from Barry in Call Me When You Get There

Erica: There's no phone here. It's the kegger in the woods. The woods!
Barry: Well, there's gotta be a house here somewhere. I mean, a lumberjack's camp. A ranger's station. A secret army base.
Erica: How deep in the woods do you think we are?


 ‘Call Me When You Get There’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Murray: Bevy, calm down, okay? Every time our kids leave the house, you assume that they're dead until they prove otherwise. Know that they're smart, responsible kids. Assume that they're alive.
Beverley: That's the stupidest thing you've ever said!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: And rule number ten, and this is the most important rule, call me when you get there. Always call me when you get there.
Barry: Why do I have to call you when I get there? I'm there. I know I'm there.
Beverly: But I don't know. For all I know, you could be stranded in the middle of nowhere, lying face down in a ditch.

 Barry Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Opportunity of a Lifetime

Beverly: I just I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!

Quote from Cowboy Country

Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..