Barry Quote #29
Adam: You couldn't come up with something a little more original? I mean, a fake girlfriend in Canada?
Barry: Hey! There's nothing fake about her except her boobs! Yep, they're huge and real. But, they're also fake. You know what? I don't have to explain it to you. I'm outta here.
Pops: Her breasts sound very complicated.
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Barry: Pfft. Why are you asking Pops for help when you got all the resources you need right here?
Adam: You don't know anything about girls.
Barry: I know a ton. I've got a super hot girlfriend.
Adam: Yeah, from Canada that no one's ever seen.
Barry: 'Cause I met her at camp, ya sausage gobbler!
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Barry: Think you can help me out with some girl stuff?
Pops: What happened to Miss Canada?
Barry: Long distance. It's killing us. We never talk, and when we do, we fight.
Pops: She's not real.
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Erica: Really? 'Cause I thought you were in the large-chested girl bunk.
Barry: Original.