Murray Quote #11

Quote from Murray in Daddy Daughter Day

Beverly: You are going to have a daddy-daughter day with Erica, like you used to do when she was little.
Murray: A whole day? I don't even like spending a day with myself. It's why I nap.


‘Daddy Daughter Day’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Barry: So now you know. This is where I go on the weekend.
Murray: What happened to your rap club?
Barry: It was just my cover.
Erica: Okay, you know, you're supposed to cover something embarrassing with something less embarrassing, right?

Quote from Pops

Pops: Knock knock, kiddo.
Adam: I'm not coming out. Mom took me school shopping. It's bad, pops. Really bad.
Pops: Oh, stop. I'm sure you look fine. Holy [beep]!
Adam: I know!
Pops: Who puts a train on a sweater? It doesn't make sense.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Mom, it's the first day of seventh grade. I wanna look cool.
Beverly: Well, who is cooler than your mom?
Adam: All the people.

Murray Quotes

Quote from Dinner with the Goldbergs

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was now decision-making time. And for my dad, the only choice was how to save money.
Murray: Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules. Remember, no prime cuts, no fancy sides, no out-of-season vegetables, no market price, no salad bar, no items in French, no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
All: No appetizers of any kind, 'cause that's how they screw ya.
Geoff: Does that include a nice soup?
Murray: Are you for real? Is he for real? You're gonna eat a little meal before you eat a big meal? How many meals do you need?

Quote from A Chorus Lie

Erica: How is it my fault that every guy in our school is an unbearable moron?
Lainey: That's another thing. You gotta stop calling everyone a moron.
Murray: Morons! You're being too loud! Find another house to stupid up.
Barry: Oh my God, you're just like Dad! Way to go, Mur-man. Years of calling everyone on the planet a moron has poisoned your daughter's love life, and left her cold and alone.
Murray: So you're telling me that I've raised a daughter who doesn't want to date dumbass high school boys?
I think I've done my job.

Quote from The Most Handsome Boy on the Planet

Murray: I didn't even like the stupid movie. Dumb little alien. All he wanted to do was go home, then he turns all white and crusty like an old dog turd. He loved that boy, but still he had to leave. I don't want to talk about the damn movie any more.