Barry Quote #1054
Quote from Barry in Schmoopie's Big Adventure
Barry: We made more money than Dad ever has in one day.
Erica: I mean, who doesn't like money?
Barry: Ugly, stupid people who can't buy stuff. But if you do this, you'll be dripping in...
Erica: Diamonds?
Barry: Better! Butter. When you're eating lobster every night.
Erica: Gross. I don't want buttery lobster meat every night.
Barry: Then perhaps you'll like the finest timepieces known to man. Swatch.
Erica: I already have two of those.
Barry: Ah, how would you like 200?
Erica: I wouldn't. That's too many. You're absolutely terrible at selling wealth.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Schmoopie's Big Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: I can't ride the bus anymore. Do you know what kinda people are on there?
Geoff: A delightful cross section of our great city?
Barry: It's a rolling caravan of monsters!
Ren: Oh, that's not entirely fair, man.
Barry: What's not fair is having someone cough soup on you.
Erica: So you're making friends. Good for you.
Barry: Don't! Okay? You got our car booted, and now I have to sit next to a lady with an animal in her lap I don't even recognize. It has the qualities of a squirrel but the face of baby.
Geoff: That can't be real.
Barry: You want to know what's real? A man with a unibrow didn't break eye contact with me for over an hour. "Why are you smiling, sir? And where are you going with all that fish?"
Quote from Barry
Barry: Since Dad took away the car, I have to ride the bus! An old man showed me the bruise on his back! It was like looking at the inside of a pomegranate.
Geoff: That can't be right.
Erica: Ew!
Barry: What's not right is how much cooking is done on there. I saw a guy heating up a pot of eels.
Ren: Eels?
Barry: Eels! And there's so much fighting! An old woman clocked the bus driver with a fraternity paddle! Who gave that to her?
Erica: Barry, maybe you just need to walk.
Barry: Are you a crazy person? My apartment's like a mile from here.
Quote from Erica
Geoff: Are these all parking tickets?
Erica: Yeah, they are. That's why they're in the parking ticket drawer.
Geoff: You've gotten a ticket in every illegal zone there is... Red, yellow, blue. What's green?
Erica: That's for parking on grass. But what was I supposed to do? There was no red curb.
Geoff: You can't park in either! My betrothed is a scofflaw!
Erica: Calm down, Jane Austen. Campus parking tickets don't count.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, they did.