Erica Quote #504
Quote from Erica in Schmoopie's Big Adventure
Adult Adam: [v.o.] So Erica had no choice but to take the job. And turns out, she was kind of a natural. The customers liked her and liked buying from her even more. She sold recliners, sofa beds, really anywhere you could put your butt. Yep, she racked up the sales. She even sold stuff no one knew the name of.
Vic: What in the world is a davenport?
Erica: Oh, that's just a fancy name for a couch. But now we can charge double.
Murray: My little peanut is a selling machine. What's your secret?
Erica: Oh, I'm using a tried and true sales technique... Being helpful.
Murray: Hoo hoo! Who would've thunk?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Schmoopie's Big Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: I can't ride the bus anymore. Do you know what kinda people are on there?
Geoff: A delightful cross section of our great city?
Barry: It's a rolling caravan of monsters!
Ren: Oh, that's not entirely fair, man.
Barry: What's not fair is having someone cough soup on you.
Erica: So you're making friends. Good for you.
Barry: Don't! Okay? You got our car booted, and now I have to sit next to a lady with an animal in her lap I don't even recognize. It has the qualities of a squirrel but the face of baby.
Geoff: That can't be real.
Barry: You want to know what's real? A man with a unibrow didn't break eye contact with me for over an hour. "Why are you smiling, sir? And where are you going with all that fish?"
Quote from Barry
Barry: Since Dad took away the car, I have to ride the bus! An old man showed me the bruise on his back! It was like looking at the inside of a pomegranate.
Geoff: That can't be right.
Erica: Ew!
Barry: What's not right is how much cooking is done on there. I saw a guy heating up a pot of eels.
Ren: Eels?
Barry: Eels! And there's so much fighting! An old woman clocked the bus driver with a fraternity paddle! Who gave that to her?
Erica: Barry, maybe you just need to walk.
Barry: Are you a crazy person? My apartment's like a mile from here.
Quote from Erica
Geoff: Are these all parking tickets?
Erica: Yeah, they are. That's why they're in the parking ticket drawer.
Geoff: You've gotten a ticket in every illegal zone there is... Red, yellow, blue. What's green?
Erica: That's for parking on grass. But what was I supposed to do? There was no red curb.
Geoff: You can't park in either! My betrothed is a scofflaw!
Erica: Calm down, Jane Austen. Campus parking tickets don't count.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, they did.