Murray Quote #824

Quote from Murray in A Fish Story

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yeah, my dad hated technology.
Murray: Soften my potato!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And technology hated him back.
Murray: I got a message for you! You're a piece of crap!
Murray: Stop skipping. Stop skipping. Stop skipping!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But nothing agitated him more than our dot matrix printer. He always had it out with that thing. No one loved capturing the rage more than me.
Murray: Ah! Damn printer! It's stuck again!
Adam: Once again, the mighty printer has bested its most intense rival, the lazy, dumb man.
Murray: Put your stupid camera down and help me!


 ‘A Fish Story’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Adam, tell me the truth right now.
Adam: Fine! We faked everything and bought that at the market!
Murray: Moron! We had it made!
Adam: We would have been if you weren't a cheapskate and bought fish that wasn't on sale!
Murray: I don't know from fish! And I can't believe I spent a half-hour fake camping with you.
Adam: Don't worry. I'll never go fake camping with you again.
Murray: Look what you've done! You've embarrassed your mother in front of Charleston, Lindy, and little Chim-Chim!
Virginia: Lindy?
Chad: Chim-Chim?

Quote from Andy

Erica: Okay, well, let's see what else we're working with. Andy, go.
Andy: [sings high-pitched note]
Erica: That was beautiful and haunting.
Andy: I was a soprano in children's choir until puberty cursed me. My parents forced me to take a series of shots, but the tide of manhood came anyway.

Quote from Adam

Murray: Now we got to freeze out here all night for nothing.
Adam: We can start a fire.
Murray: You know how to start a fire?
Adam: I think you rub a stick on a rock and then blow on it.
Murray: You blow on a stick and a rock?
Adam: I don't know. I'm an inside kid, not a frontiersman.