Barry Quote #989
Quote from Barry in It's a Wonderful Life
Johnny: Johnny Atkins is second-guessing his role in this hateful prank.
Barry: Prank? What's he talking about?
Johnny: I'm talking about how your closest friends bought me tacos to question your existential value in the world.
Barry: I don't know what that means, but... JTP?
All: [downbeat] JTP.
Matt: Bud, it was a prank, like how you sullied my under-khakis. Uh, now we're even.
Barry: I merely wore your most intimate apparel. You stole my place in this world.
Naked Rob: The important thing is, we can resume our lives and put this to rest.
Barry: Opposite. I'm coming for you guys. It may not be today or tomorrow, 'cause I got some stuff to do, but it'll be sometime convenient for me, probably Wednesday, and it will ruin your lives forever.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Adam: Fine. Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him.
Andy: Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive.
Naked Rob: He did unspeakable things in my BVDs.
Adam: Say no more.
Matt: He soggied my cotton bottoms.
Adam: What part of "no more" don't you understand?
Matt: He freckled my Fruit of the Looms.
Adam: I get it.
Matt: He skidded my scanties!
Adam: I have a full picture!
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Everyone, shut your nog holes! Look at the Kremps' Christmas card.
Pops: They're literally glowing. They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds.
Quote from Barry
[fantasy:]
Naked Rob: [enters] Afternoon, gents.
Matt & Andy: Gorgeous Rob!
Barry: "Gorgeous" Rob? You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be.
Pops: Without you to pants Rob in second grade, Naked Rob never came to be. He built his identity based on a love of high-quality Italian menswear.
Naked Rob: Hope you guys don't mind. I brought a party sub. And a party.
Andy: It's our wives, who cherish us not just for our success, but for our high self-esteem.
Matt: Let's kiss them and watch football.
Andy: Yeah.
Barry: No! No! You don't have wives! You have me! And I matter! I make your lives better!