Barry Quote #960
Quote from Barry in WrestleMania
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While my mom lost her bid for captain, my brother and I were hoping to win big with our dad.
Barry: Father, out of respect for you and "Manimal," we waited for a commercial.
Adam: Indeed. But the most important event in human history, WrestleMania IV, is happening, and we humbly seek your help.
Barry: This request is merely financial.
Adam: And since you know we respect the enraging-yet-reasonable wrestling ban due to broken lamps and Barry's toe, which is healing ahead of schedule...
Barry: It is way not, but such is life.
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Quote from Beverly
Officer Puchinski: But I suppose you can start with a neighborhood watch. You know, pick a captain and walk around the neighborhood.
Beverly: Well, then it's settled. [chuckles] Everyone will sleep safely tonight knowing that Captain Beverly Goldberg is your champion of peace...
Jane: I'll do it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was our neighbor, Jane Bales, the one person in town who was even more Beverly Goldberg than Beverly Goldberg.
Beverly: Oh. Jane. How cute. I think, though, everybody agrees I should be captain because Beverly Goldberg gets things done.
Jane: Except the person who really gets things done is Jane Bales. [puts coffee mug down]
Beverly: [laughs] Well, she gets 'em done without a coaster [chuckling] apparently. Let me tell you how Bevy G gets things done. I'm the kinda lady who will return a bathing suit without a receipt.
Jane: Big whoop. I returned a bathing suit without a receipt after wearing it for a year. [all gasp]
Beverly: I once returned just an elastic waistband to a store I didn't even buy it from because that is what kinda nightmare I am.
Jane: I returned a one-piece I didn't even have in my possession to a bank. Oh, yeah, I am a walking demon on this Earth. [all gasp]
Quote from Murray
Murray: No more wrestling in this house. No more TV, no more dolls, all holds barred!
Barry: What about my monthly wrestling magazine?
Murray: Subscription cancelled!
Adam: Or the Rock 'n' Wrestling coloring book?
Murray: I want your crayons, too!
Barry: What about the Wrestling Stars board game?
Murray: You lose!
Adam: Sling-'Em Fling-'Em Wrestling Ring?
Murray: Why would anyone want that?
Barry: "Macho Man" Randy Savage plush wrestling buddy?
Murray: I swear you said that one already.
Adam: Wrestling Superstars Thumb Wrestlers?
Murray: Did I buy you all these?
Quote from Murray
Barry: "The Honky Tonk Man's" guitar?
Murray: Now you're just making these up!
Adam: Jesse "The Body" Ventura's boa.
Murray: Be careful with that. It's your sister's.
Barry: Hulk Hogan's glasses.
Murray: I've been looking for those!
Adam: Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's hedge clippers.
Murray: Those belong in the garage!
Barry: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, master of the figure four leglock.
Murray: Who's naming these guys?
Adam: Or "The British Bulldog's" teacups.
Barry: Cheerio.
Murray: Those are for good company!