Geoff Quote #157
Quote from Geoff in Parents Thursday
Erica: Check it! I got another "A" on my sociology midterm.
Geoff: Another perfect grade? Your GPA is gonna look like Fonzie on a Friday... All "Aaays."
Erica: Yeah, I don't have time to acknowledge how lame that was.
Geoff: Come on, let's celebrate by going to one of the many fun hangs on this corkboard. Oh, no! A lost dog?
Erica: Snowball is fine, and so am I. No parties.
Geoff: But all you do is go from your dorm to the classroom and back to your dorm. I mean, get out there. Meet some people. And if you do, ask them if they've seen a bichon/pug mix who loves carrots.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Parents Thursday’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: Gah!
Vic: I'm here to apologize. I may have said some untoward things about you being a goober, a spaz, a weenie, a total buttweed.
Adam: Yeah. I don't need a whole recap.
Vic: I also said that your flimsy, unformed child body was not only shapeless, but weak and gross.
Adam: I kinda have to get to class.
Vic: Additionally, I spoke of your manly prowess as a joke.
Adam: You know who you should really meet? Asha! Andrew!
Vic: Well, who in the hell is this smiling simpleton?
Adam: Okay, then. You three have fun.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And with that, Parents Thursday was a go. It all kicked off at the ladies' field hockey equipment closet.
Barry: If we had a key, you'd see a lot of sticks. Moving on.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And they did, to a sketchy burrito joint nine miles from campus.
Barry: We come here all the time. What the hell is a "kimi-conga"?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Of course, no school tour is complete without a stop at the dorm facilities room.
Barry: I push these buttons all the time. Beep, boop, beep, boop. [whirring]
Quote from Adam
Asha: So, I have to ask... How'd you beat out Andrew Gallery?
Adam: If I had to guess, pure unbridled talent.
Ms. Cinoman: Wrong. In the play, Romeo is a confused 15-year-old. I thought Adam would be perfect because he still has the wildly underdeveloped body and crude acting of a young boy.
Adam: You honor me.