Barry Quote #932
Quote from Barry in Animal House
Erik: Hey. Erik Stratton, alumni director at Delta House. Damn glad to meet ya.
Robert: That was Erik Stratton, alumni director. He was damn glad to meet you.
Barry: Why are you talking to me? I already have a grandpa.
Erik: Oh, we're doing the recruiting 'cause most of the guys in our frat are either hungover or...
Both: In jail.
Barry: Oh, I don't not like what I'm hearing.
Robert: Cold one?
Erica: It's 9:00 in the morning.
Erik: Yeah, we got a late start.
Barry: Let me ask you something. Can your house serve my needs as an alpha male in the upper echelons of society's wealthy and elite?
Erik: Ha! Not even a little. Let me ask you something. Is that a Froot Loop in your hair?
Barry: It's an Apple Jack. This conversation is over.
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‘Animal House’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Beverly: Well, unlike you, I live in total terror of that day and all the sad and lonely ones that will follow.
Bill Lewis: Been there. After Lainey left, things got dark. I rarely ate, showered, or ventured outside. My hollow shell of a body would crawl out of Lainey's tear-stained bedroom only to answer a phone that wasn't ringing.
Vic: Is this why you didn't bring the nachos?
Bill Lewis: Yeah.
Quote from Barry
Erica: What are you doing?
Barry: Tossing out all the things I'd been saving for the day I finally joined a fraternity. Goodbye, pledge paddle. You will never redden the tushies of my friends.
Erica: That's Mom's cheese board.
Barry: Goodbye, togas, the preferred apparel of Greek gods and ghosts.
Erica: Those are my bed sheets.
Barry: Here. Maybe you can find a better home for them.
Erica: I'll probably just continue to use them as sheets.
Barry: Goodbye, beer funnel.
Erica: That's a traffic cone.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I'm joining a fraternity.
Erica: Ugh. Why?
Barry: Bros, babes, beer, and boat shoes!
Erica: Classism, hazing, dangerously excessive drinking.
Barry: Yeah, all of those awesome reasons.