Beverly Quote #1042
Quote from Beverly in Food in a Geoffy
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As Geoff abandoned Erica to put out a fire, my mom was at school starting one.
Beverly: Thank you for meeting with us. I'll make this quick. Are you a stupid [bleep] idiot?
Adam: Mom!
Mr. Woodburn: Whoa! Coming in hot.
Adam: I think what my mom is trying to say is maybe my paper deserves a slightly higher grade.
Beverly: No "maybe" about it!
Mr. Woodburn: Mrs. Goldberg, this paper is filled with typos and run-on sentences.
Beverly: So? It's also light and fun, like a summer beach read.
Mr. Woodburn: Oh, I laughed a lot. Mostly at how your son and his childlike mind are going to exist in society.
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‘Food in a Geoffy’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Woodburn: Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: Oh, no, thank you.
Mr. Woodburn: "No, thank you"? This should be enraging. Say your dumb words.
Adam: As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed that I'm a visual learner and always let me make a video.
Mr. Woodburn: As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired for tying a quarter to a string and stealing Rolos from the vending machines.
Adam: Paper it is. I believe you said it would be on George Lucas?
Mr. Glascott: 1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor.
Adam: How about Sarah Connor, the character from Terminator? Which is directed by James Cameron, which is who my paper will be on.
Mr. Woodburn: Sandra... Day... O'Connor! You know what? Everybody just sit quietly while I snap chalk!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ring-a-ding-ding. It's time for the Beverly Goldberg School of Learnin'.
Adam: From the same people who brought me a C?
Beverly: Woodburn had it out for us, but I think we both know if I hadn't been someone who could've been a lawyer, I could've been someone who might've been a teacher.
Adam: Wow.
Beverly: Wow, indeed.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Check out our curriculum.
Adam: A book of limericks, The Baseball Encyclopedia, The Guinness Book of World Records... Superfudge?
Beverly: These are all our books. We're gonna learn everything. Here's our syllabus for today. Math, English, home ec... That's us making a pie... Lunch... That's us eating a pie.
Adam: There's an hour-long snuggle break?
Beverly: I know it doesn't seem like enough time, but it could also be one of your electives.