Adam Quote #522
Quote from Adam in The Hooters
Adam: I see you have your doubts, so how about this? If I make you laugh right now, then you'll have to fully embrace my destiny as a professional funny man.
Murray: And what happens when I don't laugh? Because I won't.
Adam: You can ground me for the whole year.
Murray: This is a bad deal for you.
Adam: Oh, you're on. Or as Hans and Franz would say [in a German accent] "I'm gonna pump you up."
Murray: Don't do this deal. I don't want you hanging around this house for a whole year.
Adam: [normal voice] Don't worry. I'm just getting warmed up. Or as James Brown would say [as James Brown] "So hot!" In the hot tub! Mnh! Yow! Too hot in the hot tub!"
Murray: This is why it's dangerous to believe in yourself.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Hooters’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Beverly: At least let me buy you girls dessert. Oh, there's a new "wudder-ice" place.
Geoff: Oh, man! Their "wudder ice" is amazing!
Other Erica: Okay. What are you people talking about?
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Geoff: "Wudder ice."
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Other Erica: What's "wudder"?
Erica: They're trying to say "water ice." It's a local dessert.
Other Erica: Ew. Your food and words are gross. I say we drive straight until we find some culture.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Enough with the comedy, moron! You're gonna get a regular job like everybody else.
Adam: Like what?
Murray: Eh, I don't know. A police officer, a doctor, a-a construction worker, an Indian chief.
Adam: You're just listing the Village People!
Murray: You have more chance of being in a disco supergroup than you do from making money telling jokes.
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Okay, I got you the fancy rich-people food you wanted, but I-I just don't think-
Barry: This is my new way of living. Bring me my first course.
Beverly: I present to you pate.
Barry: Like a hamburger pat-tay?! Yes! No! Ugh! It's like meat, but it's smooth like peanut butter!
Beverly: Come on. Let mama make you a shrimp parm and a chili pot pie.
Barry: Yes! Let's cheese up some shrimps and pie up some chili!