Geoff Quote #66

Quote from Geoff in The Hooters

Beverly: Don't worry. Our girl's just going through a little phase.
Geoff: Is she? 'Cause it kinda feels like Erica's outgrown The Hooters and cooked fish and attractive clothing and Philly's own "wudder ice." She kinda-
Beverly: Kinda what? Say it.
Geoff: I can't say it.
Beverly: Say it, Geoff.
Geoff: I don't wanna say it.
Beverly: If you don't say it, I'll say it.
Geoff: No, don't say it.
Beverly: Then say it.
Geoff: Erica is a giant [bleep].
Beverly: Whoa!
Geoff: What were you gonna say?!
Beverly: That college has made her snobby and pretentious.
Geoff: That's what I meant.
Beverly: Well, that's not what you said.
Geoff: Oh, no! I'm so upset! You made me say it! Now I feel horrible!

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 ‘The Hooters’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Beverly: At least let me buy you girls dessert. Oh, there's a new "wudder-ice" place.
Geoff: Oh, man! Their "wudder ice" is amazing!
Other Erica: Okay. What are you people talking about?
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Geoff: "Wudder ice."
Beverly: "Wudder ice."
Other Erica: What's "wudder"?
Erica: They're trying to say "water ice." It's a local dessert.
Other Erica: Ew. Your food and words are gross. I say we drive straight until we find some culture.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Enough with the comedy, moron! You're gonna get a regular job like everybody else.
Adam: Like what?
Murray: Eh, I don't know. A police officer, a doctor, a-a construction worker, an Indian chief.
Adam: You're just listing the Village People!
Murray: You have more chance of being in a disco supergroup than you do from making money telling jokes.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: Okay, I got you the fancy rich-people food you wanted, but I-I just don't think-
Barry: This is my new way of living. Bring me my first course.
Beverly: I present to you pate.
Barry: Like a hamburger pat-tay?! Yes! No! Ugh! It's like meat, but it's smooth like peanut butter!
Beverly: Come on. Let mama make you a shrimp parm and a chili pot pie.
Barry: Yes! Let's cheese up some shrimps and pie up some chili!