Geoff Quote #441
Quote from Geoff in The Better Annie
Pop-Pop: Let's get this thing going before my fiber drink kicks in.
Geoff: Let's start with the basics. You've got to be warm. Ask people how their day was, and listen with a smile.
Pop-Pop: I don't think my face can do that.
Geoff: Wow. Your grinning muscles do appear to have withered away, but with practice we can build them up.
Pop-Pop: Fine. I'll muster a smirk. Now, what's next on your stupid list?
Geoff: Assist around the house. Like with laundry and such.
Pop-Pop: I'd rather live alone than touch the older boy's under-drawers. Now get to the next one already.
Geoff: "N", as in never in the way. Like the waiter who slides in to clean the table while you're in the men's room. You don't know he's there, but you're happy he's scraping away your crumbs.
Pop-Pop: So, that's where my table crumbs go? Some bastard's pocketing them?
Geoff: Uh, moving on to compliments... this family thrives on positive attention.
Pop-Pop: Blech. Needy bastards. Isn't it enough to be alive? Guess how many dead people I know.
Geoff: In short, you need to show this family how you WANC. [chuckles] Oh, no. My acronym is accidentally filthy.
Pop-Pop: No. Don't beat yourself up. I'm ready to do your thing and WANC this family, and WANC it but good.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Better Annie’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Pop-Pop: What are you watching anyway that's so important?
Adam: Little House on the Prairie. It's just like the video game Oregon Trail, but with Michael Landon.
Barry: I would've dominated in olden times. I'd tame a buffalo and make fire from dirt.
Adam: Please, you'd be lucky if mountain fever took you. Most likely, you'd be kicked in the head by your own horse.
Barry: Nah. I'd befriend a coyote and ride it to the nearest gold mine.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And thanks to my tutoring and her natural charm, I was hoping she'd be a hit. First up was Barry.
Carmen: [reads card] Um, I love how jacked and Chuck Norris-like your body is.
Barry: What a wonderful and accurate hello. Adam, don't let this one get away.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Wasn't Erica amazing?
Barry: Totally, that's why we're here. To support her and for no other reason.
[Adam and Barry laugh as Erica walks out in her Daddy Warbucks costume, including a bald cap]
Erica: Geoff, I told you not to bring them here.
Adam: But your performance was so... hairless. [Barry chuckles]
Geoff: Fearless! He said fearless.
Barry: Yep, it was truly bald.
Geoff: Bold! He meant to say bold.
Barry: Like your silly head. [laughs]
Geoff: I really shouldn't have brought you here.
Barry: You blew it again, Geoff.