Adam Quote #1505

Quote from Adam in Man of the House

Beverly: My baby graduated! She did it!
Geoff: That's my wife!
Dean Dean: And for your commencement speaker, um... David Hasselhoff? Really?
David Hasselhoff: Yeah. Really?
Adam: I mean, you're here.
Barry: And what you said upstairs was really moving.
David Hasselhoff: Fine. But I definitely no longer owe you one. [cheers and applause, camera shutter clicks] Friends, parents, graduate, while I'm not entirely sure why I'm here, there is one thing I do know. It's important to celebrate the big things and the small things, and frankly, everything in between, because none of us know what life is gonna bring, and while you're around the people that you love, you gotta celebrate it all.

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 ‘Man of the House’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]