Geoff Quote #393
Quote from Geoff in Man of the House
Geoff: Let me get that for you.
Erica: Thanks. I'm as big as a house.
Geoff: But the most beautiful house I've ever seen. Like the place where Batman lives. You know, not the cave part, but the upstairs with all the wood and the fireplace.
Erica: No, I got it. Nice house.
Geoff: Erica, I messed up. You deserve to be celebrated. You're the most kick-ass person I know. Graduating from Penn early... That's amazing. Just like you are. And I'm so, so proud of you.
Erica: Sure, well, it's pretty well established that I am the best.
Geoff: [chuckles] You really are. And as your husband and the father to whatever's going on in here, I need to do a better job at honoring the amazing woman you are. Starting with this.
Erica: What did you do?
Geoff: I made a call to Provost Dean. Put it on and come downstairs.
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‘Man of the House’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]