Adam Quote #1502
Quote from Adam in Man of the House
Adam: They keep the ice outside the store, ya moron. Face it, Bar, I'm the man of the house.
Barry: How?
Adam: When Dad needed ice, he'd bring me so I could run inside and pay for it.
Barry: He couldn't even do that one task.
Adam: And neither could you.
Barry: You know what? You're right.
Adam: It's not as much fun if you just give up.
Barry: What's the point? I saw you struggling and I thought I could step up and help, but you don't respect me. Why would you? I can't even get ice. Gah!
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‘Man of the House’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Oh, damn it, I forgot the ice. Ohh. It was the one task Murray used to do when we had people over.
Essie Karp: I'm surprised he did one. [Virginia snickers]
Beverly: And your husband's Bob [bleep] Vila? Show some respect, Essie.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'm the grandma. I know it's confusing 'cause I look so young.
Erica: I think they get it.
Beverly: I made her, and she's making the baby. We're like those Russian nesting dolls, but with real people. [chuckles] And I'm the biggest doll.
Erica: I guess I'm the sad middle doll.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: It's gonna be the biggest, bestest baby shower of all time.
Erica: Baby shower? But we've already had two of those.
Beverly: And it's all for you.
Erica: It doesn't seem like it's for me.
Beverly: Oh, because it's not. I am talking to your baby. [chuckles] Hello, my yummy in the tummy. You're still cooking in the oven, but when you pop out, I'm gonna be the first person you see, and I'm gonna bring a spoon so I can gobble you up!
Erica: And I'm bringing a delivery room door that locks.
Beverly: Shh, shh, shh. The baby's trying to tell me something. What's that? [gasps] And you're my best friend. [chuckles]