Adam Quote #745

Quote from Adam in Mom Trumps Willow

Adam: You're seriously not gonna accept this creepy photo as proof that I love you?
Beverly: No. See, this Adam used to give me snuggles and hugs and say, "I love you, Mama." And this Adam tells me he hates me, and quite honestly? I believe him.
Adam: Fine! Believe whatever you want! Gah! I hate you!
Beverly: And there it is.
Adam: Yes, I hate you, but also? I love you! So much! But I also hate you, and at the same time, I love you, but I hate you!
Beverly: It can't be both, Adam.
Adam: But it can! I hate that you're a nudge that expects me to dry off with a towel that has your face on it! But I love that you blindly support everything that I do! So, yes, I hate you, and I love you. Maybe you're done being my mom, but I will never be done being your son.
Beverly: That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
Adam: Really?
Beverly: Of course. And let's be honest. I couldn't be done even if I wanted to.

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 ‘Mom Trumps Willow’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: You know, I've been thinking a lot about "Willow," and I gotta say, the movie stayed with me.
Dave Kim: Me too, bro! I mean, Val Kilmer!
Adam: Val Kilmer!
Dave Kim: That dude is awesome in everything he does. "Top Secret," "Real Genius," "Lost Boys."
Adam: Val Kilmer isn't in "Lost Boys."
Dave Kim: Of course he is. He's the vampire with the face and the fangs.
Adam: I will bet you 20 large that you are dead wrong, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You are so on!
Adam: We'll just go to the public library, scan the microfiche, and pore over every People magazine on file. After hours of researching and cross-referencing, boom! We will have our answer!
Dave Kim: Dude, our modern world is awesome.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Boom! Barry did it! Barry got in! Everyone wants Barry!
Murray: Whoo-hoo! That makes three colleges!
Barry: But this is the one, baby! Best pre-med program on the East Coast.
Murray: The best!
Barry: Screw you, garbage safety schools Ithaca and Bucknell.
Murray: [chuckles] You're garbage. We don't need you now.

Quote from Erica

Erica: [congested] Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, but so much sinus pressure.
Beverly: Oh, no! Your cold got worse.
Adam: Aw, come on! She's clearly faking!
Beverly: Shame on you, Adam! For the past week, I have been closely monitoring Erica's cough, sniffles, sore throat, sour tummy, and uncontrollable eye twitch.
Erica: See? It does it on its own 'cause it's real.