Erica Quote #432
Quote from Erica in I Lost on Jeopardy
Beverly: I think what Daddy's trying to say is, um, maybe "Jeopardy!" isn't actually doing something with your life.
Erica: Duh. I know I can't only live off winning "Jeopardy!" That's why I have a whole plan worked out.
Beverly: [chuckling] Oh, thank you, Lord! She has a plan, Murray! What is your plan? Tell us your plan.
Erica: Your firstborn baby is going to be a professional game-show contestant.
Beverly: [silence] Professional what now?
Erica: Starting now, I'm gonna do game shows full time.
Beverly: That's not a plan, Erica!
Erica: Whoa! Where is this coming from? This whole thing was your idea.
Beverly: When I called you my little genius, I meant go to college.
Erica: Oh, so it's like that, huh?
Beverly: It's not "like that", it is that.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Lost on Jeopardy’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Trust me, bro. I don't think Kim's a spy.
Barry: Of course she is.
Adam: When she read your note, she immediately had tears of sadness and rage.
Barry: Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie. But I literally eat cookies for breakfast.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: Gah!
Dave Kim: Chill, bro. It's me, Dave Kim. I'm the new mascot.
Adam: Since when, Dave Kim?
Carla: Since me.
Dave Kim: My girlfriend's super into it.
Carla: I got a thing for older men with giant heads.
Dave Kim: I can't feel anything, but I feel something great is happening.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Leave it dark. No one on the blue team can ever see me consorting with the enemy.
Matt: Okey-dokey.
Barry: I've summoned you here today to seek your wisdom.
Matt: Oh. Seriously?
Barry: Look, I know I give you a lot of guff and always call you "Unbearable Matt Bradley," 'cause that's just me being a good leader. But truth is, you're the smartest, kindest, most thoughtful guy I know.
Matt: [chuckles] Stop, bro. You know how I get with this stuff.
Barry: I mean it! If anything, I say mean things to you 'cause [voice breaking] I love you, Matt Bradley.
Matt: Dude, don't.
Barry: I love how smart you are. How caring and [sniffles] wonderful you are.
Matt: Oh. This is too much.
Barry: I love your hair and your confidence and how you wear sandals and don't care who sees your little toes.
Matt: I mean, they're just feet, you know? Everyone's got 'em.