Barry Quote #865
Quote from Barry in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Dr. Katman: Hey, Goldie. Listen, I didn't sleep all night after I unloaded on you. Not my best me.
Barry: No, I deserved that surprising barrage of potty language.
Dr. Katman: Look, I know how important that letter is to you, so I wrote you another one.
Barry: You wrote a third letter?
Dr. Katman: Third? Buddy, this is the second one right here.
Barry: No, this is the second letter. You gave it to my dad yesterday.
Dr. Katman: He may have given it to you, but I didn't give it to him.
Barry: Wait! That's why my dad told me not to talk to you! He didn't want us to figure this out.
Dr. Katman: Figure what out? What the hell is in that envelope, pal?
Barry: God only knows!
Dr. Katman: We gotta open that letter.
Barry: But what about trust and all that stuff you got mad about?
Dr. Katman: I've never been on this side of it before! It is really eating away at me, buddy!
Barry: Me too! But how do we open this letter without ruining it?
Dr. Katman: With the answer to everything. Science!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Beverly: Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
Pops: You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Beverly: [voice breaking] Okay, fine! [sniffles] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said I was poop and that my cooking was poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
Pops: No one has just one dream, Bevy. I'm sure you got plenty of others.
Beverly: Well, like Barry becomes a doctor, Erica wins a Grammy, Adam gets a rare disease that prevents his snuggly little body from developing into a full adult man.
Pops: Bev, none of those dreams are about you, and one in particular is very troubling.
Beverly: Damn it, I know! Erica's never gonna win a Grammy!
Quote from Murray
Geoff: Bar, those letters were written about me. And they need to be sent in sealed so the admissions people know they're legit.
Barry: So, you're saying I'm going to actually have to ask a teacher to write nice stuff about me?
Erica: Ha! You're not going to college.
Murray: College-what? Who said college?
Matt: Whoa, where'd he come from?
Andy: For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
Murray: Because college is the only thing that matters to me. That and the thermostat.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Okay, I'm sure it's not as bad as ya think. Lemme see that letter.
Beverly: Take your pick.
Pops: "Dear Ms. Goldberg, your blending of fish and veal is both upsetting and against God's plan."
Beverly: [sobbing]