Beverly Quote #987
Quote from Beverly in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Beverly: And it doesn't matter to you that this might actually help sell my cookbook?
Adam: No! 'Cause my mom making a cookbook is also embarrassing, and so are your aprons and weird parm dishes and everything about you. It's pure embarrassment, and you have no idea what it feels like.
Beverly: Oh-ho, and you think I'm never embarrassed by you?
Adam: Um, no! I think you made it pretty clear you love everything that I do.
Beverly: So, you don't think I'm embarrassed when I have friends over, and you do one of your creepy shows with a ventriloquist dummy?
Adam: You bought us matching outfits!
Beverly: And you don't think I was embarrassed to watch a three-hour one-man show where you played an eclectic cast of international characters?
Adam: [Jamaican accent] You said my Jamaican accent was spot-on, mon!
Beverly: And you don't think I was embarrassed to run down to your school with an extra pair of pants because of the thing I promised never to speak about?
Adam: [gasps] Promise broken!
Beverly: Baby, you are ten thousand times more embarrassing than I will ever be, but it doesn't matter because I love you more than anything! Clearly, you don't feel the same way.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Beverly: Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
Pops: You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Beverly: [voice breaking] Okay, fine! [sniffles] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said I was poop and that my cooking was poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
Pops: No one has just one dream, Bevy. I'm sure you got plenty of others.
Beverly: Well, like Barry becomes a doctor, Erica wins a Grammy, Adam gets a rare disease that prevents his snuggly little body from developing into a full adult man.
Pops: Bev, none of those dreams are about you, and one in particular is very troubling.
Beverly: Damn it, I know! Erica's never gonna win a Grammy!
Quote from Murray
Geoff: Bar, those letters were written about me. And they need to be sent in sealed so the admissions people know they're legit.
Barry: So, you're saying I'm going to actually have to ask a teacher to write nice stuff about me?
Erica: Ha! You're not going to college.
Murray: College-what? Who said college?
Matt: Whoa, where'd he come from?
Andy: For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
Murray: Because college is the only thing that matters to me. That and the thermostat.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Okay, I'm sure it's not as bad as ya think. Lemme see that letter.
Beverly: Take your pick.
Pops: "Dear Ms. Goldberg, your blending of fish and veal is both upsetting and against God's plan."
Beverly: [sobbing]