Murray Quote #704
Quote from Murray in Major League'd
Geoff: It's a lie. We were in the Poconos on a secret getaway. We parked your station wagon on the hill without the parking brake, and also I copied part of my Bar Mitzvah speech from a Winston Churchill biography.
Lou Schwartz: So you lied right to my face, Geoffy?
Erica: Wait, no. It- It's not Geoff's fault. It's all mine, and I'm so sorry.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And then my sister braced herself for a nuclear Murray meltdown.
Murray: [laughs maniacally] You sent my car off a cliff! [laughing]
Erica: Wow, he's taking this really well. I figured that he would be screaming his head off.
Murray: [laughing] Off a cliff! Who does that?
Beverly: Oh, no. Your father has reached a stage beyond anger.
Murray: All my family does is wreck my car! Third time this year! [laughing]
Beverly: Oh, this is not good.
Murray: [breathlessly] The Poconos. You could've been killed.
Erica: To be honest, I'm digging this way more than the screaming and the "moron" calling.
Murray: [laughing] My insurance is gonna go through the roof!
Beverly: Okay, I got to get him inside and try to calm him down with warm milk and Steak-umms. I don't know if it'll work, but I'm a desperate woman.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Major League'd’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Erica: Okay, let's just take a deep breath of the fresh mountain air and think. I lied my way into this mess. I can lie my way out of it.
[cut to:]
Erica: And just as the scholastic gala was ending, Geoff and I walked outside and found a sack of abandoned puppies. Naturally, we raced the car to the animal hospital, but there was a drawbridge being raised and we tried to jump it for the puppies because we're good people, but the car didn't make it. Luckily, we're fine and so were the two dozen puppies that have now all found homes.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Drawbridges are death ramps. My nail girl's brother tried to jump a drawbridge. They found his head and torso on a fishing trawler. He's in culinary school now, but every day is a struggle. Thank God the two of you were not hurt.
Quote from Barry
Erica: Move, dumbass. We can't see.
Barry: I know. I was once like you. But thanks to major advances in contact-lens technology, I now have the vision of an eagle holding a telescope. Now that I have better-than-perfect vision, a whole new world of careers has opened up for me. Be hold. I can now be a fighter pilot, umpire, professional Where's Waldo-finder, Avid reader, guy who writes things on rice, long-distance peeping tom, and Olympic athlete.
Erica: It's a tad late to start training for the Olympics.
Barry: Not with these laser-focused baby browns. Oh, God, my contact lens popped out. Help. Help me.
Erica: Mark my words, if Barry somehow makes it in, it will be the most memorable thing to ever happen at the Olympics.