Murray Quote #696
Quote from Murray in The Pina Colada Episode
Erica: Do-do-do, do-do-do-do.
Murray: Ohh, no.
Barry: Do-do-do-do, do-do-do.
Murray: Don't! I just got it out of my head!
Beverly: If you like pina coladas
Murray: I really don't.
Erica & Barry: And getting caught in the rain
Murray: No one wants to be wet!
Beverly: If you're not into yoga
Murray: I'm not into any of this!
Erica & Barry: If you have half a brain
Murray: You have half a brain, morons!
Barry: If you love making love at midnight
Murray: Midnight? That's a whole new day.
Erica & Barry: In the dunes of the cape
Murray: I hate that we all know the words to this song.
Beverly: I'm the love that you've looked for
Erica & Barry: Write to me and escape
Murray: I like pina coladas.
Beverly: [straining] And?
Murray: And getting caught in the rain.
Beverly, Erica & Barry: I got to meet you by tomorrow noon
Murray: Aw, damn it, it's working!
Beverly, Erica & Barry: Through all this red tape
Murray: I feel happy. This is terrible.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.