Adam Quote #652
Quote from Adam in The Wedding Singer
Lainey: [on tape] Let me begin by saying this is the hardest thing I've ever had to tell anyone.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Once again, I couldn't handle filming all that emotion, so I added some laughs literally.
Lainey: If I don't give my dreams a shot now, I know I'm gonna regret it forever. [canned laughter] Mrs.
G, I know how much time and energy you've put into this wedding, and all I can say is, I'm sorry. [canned cheers] Erica, I don't know what this means for our band, but I do know with your talent, there is nowhere you can't go. [canned "Ooh"s] Dad, I know this is one of my more crazy, impulsive decisions [canned hooting] but it's just something I have to do. [canned cheers] And, Barry, [voice breaking], what can I say? I will always love you. [canned laughter, applause] So, I guess that's it. I love you all. [fart noise]
Bill Lewis: Dook on a doughnut! Lainey's gone?!
Barry: Tell me what happens on the next episode!
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Quote from Pops
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In order to prove to my dad I could make an emotional wedding video, I began shooting my first-ever serious interview.
Adam: All right, Pops. I need emotion and heart. Just look into the camera and tell Barry and Lainey everything you feel.
Pops: Everything?
Adam: Everything.
Pops: Barry and Lainey, words can't describe how I feel about you two. Makes me think back to my own life. I had no parents. I had brothers who said, "If you get married, we won't help you." I had a rare condition. My appendix burst inside without causing me any pain. I have one large scar across my abdomen and one scar all the way down my right side. And I had my kidney- One of my kidneys removed. Can I erase that erase about the kidney? That's all I have to say.
Adam: Uh cut?
Pops: That was fun. How'd I do?
Adam: We've had a lot of fun here. Maybe too much. Let's stop.
Pops: Well, if you need anything else, just let me know. See you later, kiddo.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: I told you, me and Lainey just want a small wedding with a deejay and spaghetti bar.
Beverly: Well, when it's your wedding, you can serve spaghetti.
Barry: It is my wedding!
Beverly: Let me explain exactly how this works. I know exactly what you want, not you.
Barry: How is that even possible?
Beverly: See, your body grew in my body, transferring all your thoughts and choices into me.
Barry: But I am me! I know what me wants!
Beverly: No, I am you, and you want what I want.
Erica: That's ironclad logic from where I sit.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: There she is, the woman who made the little devil who's taking my angel.
Beverly: And there's the man who once broke one of our dining room chairs 'cause he sat down too fast.