Adam Quote #648
Quote from Adam in The Wedding Singer
Adam: Interesting, interesting. Where do you land on hilarious sound effects or frequent skits where I play both Hans and Franz?
Geoff: Dude, the only funny thing in a wedding video should be the groom jamming a piece of wedding cake into the bride's mouth as she laughs, but we all know that she is pissed!
Adam: Then I got nothing. I give up.
Geoff: You know what your problem is? You're obsessed with making everything funny. I mean, look at these posters. Your room's like a museum for dumb comedy.
Adam: Fine, Gene Shalit! Then what should I be watching?
Geoff: The classics that have real characters and heart and drama. I- I mean, look at this. You have a poster for "Time Bandits" and not "The Godfather."
Adam: Ugh. Not a fan.
Geoff: Not a fan of the greatest movie of all time?
Adam: I mean, I heard good things, so I gave it a shot, but woof. Total snoozefest.
Geoff: So you really only watch comedies? That's what you're saying?
Adam: No! I also watch sci-fi and horror and fantasy and sci-fi horror fantasy and anything set at a wacky summer camp.
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‘The Wedding Singer’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In order to prove to my dad I could make an emotional wedding video, I began shooting my first-ever serious interview.
Adam: All right, Pops. I need emotion and heart. Just look into the camera and tell Barry and Lainey everything you feel.
Pops: Everything?
Adam: Everything.
Pops: Barry and Lainey, words can't describe how I feel about you two. Makes me think back to my own life. I had no parents. I had brothers who said, "If you get married, we won't help you." I had a rare condition. My appendix burst inside without causing me any pain. I have one large scar across my abdomen and one scar all the way down my right side. And I had my kidney- One of my kidneys removed. Can I erase that erase about the kidney? That's all I have to say.
Adam: Uh cut?
Pops: That was fun. How'd I do?
Adam: We've had a lot of fun here. Maybe too much. Let's stop.
Pops: Well, if you need anything else, just let me know. See you later, kiddo.
Quote from Beverly
Barry: I told you, me and Lainey just want a small wedding with a deejay and spaghetti bar.
Beverly: Well, when it's your wedding, you can serve spaghetti.
Barry: It is my wedding!
Beverly: Let me explain exactly how this works. I know exactly what you want, not you.
Barry: How is that even possible?
Beverly: See, your body grew in my body, transferring all your thoughts and choices into me.
Barry: But I am me! I know what me wants!
Beverly: No, I am you, and you want what I want.
Erica: That's ironclad logic from where I sit.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: There she is, the woman who made the little devil who's taking my angel.
Beverly: And there's the man who once broke one of our dining room chairs 'cause he sat down too fast.