Beverly Quote #931
Quote from Beverly in Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer
Beverly: Happy Night Two.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Which added Hanukkah popcorn, a full Hanukkah dessert bar, and Hanukkah cotton candy?
Bill Lewis: Hot Hebrew ham, nothing can beat this.
Barry: Nothing except Night Three.
[cut to:]
Beverly: Happy Night Three.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Which now had Hanukkah snow cones, Hanukkah pizza buffet, and I guess a Hanukkah casino?
Bill Lewis: Sweet chocolate money, now this is the night of all nights.
Barry: Sounds like a man who hasn't seen Night Four.
[cut to:]
Beverly: Happy Night Four.
Geoff: Look, I'm the rich kid from "Silver Spoons"!
Bill Lewis: I don't care what happens tomorrow night, there's no way to top this.
Barry: You might think that, but we're only halfway through.
Beverly: I'm just gonna close my eyes for a minute, but don't worry. I can still serve.
Geoff: My family's Hanukkah sucks.
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‘Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Okay, I've been listening to the Christmas radio station nonstop for five minutes, and I know exactly what we need to give Bill and Lainey.
Beverly: Really?
Barry: It's all right there in the "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song. Erica, Geoffrey, write this down.
Geoff: On it!
Erica: No.
Barry: First up, we need a Partridge Family CD.
Erica: I think you mean partridge in a pear.
Barry: Buh-bup! We also need 12 Willis Drummonds, 11 Roddy Pipers, 10 Laineys dancing.
Beverly: It's "ladies dancing." Why would Lainey's name be in a song from 200 years ago?
Erica: That's where this breaks down for you, Mom?
Barry: We also need nine Cloris Leachmans, eight maids a sweeping, seven Sprites for swigging, six 6-piece nuggets, five onion rings, four Larry Birds, three french fries, two leather gloves, and, of course, a Partridge Family CD.
Geoff: I'll get the fries, nuggets, Sprite, and Larry Bird. I guess!
Quote from Murray
Adam: "Melon farmer"?
Murray: What the hell's a melon farmer?
Pops: Someone who farms melons.
Murray: You think someone's sole profession is farming melons? Only melons?
Adam: Forget the melon farming! They changed it for TV.
Murray: Al, listen to me. Nobody farms just melons. Melons and grapes, maybe. But not just melons. That's ridiculous.
Pops: Well, what do you know from melons?
Murray: Oh, I know melons. I got a beautiful cantaloupe cut up in the fridge.
Pops: Cantaloupe? Of all the melons, that's the one you go with?
Murray: You got a better melon?
Pops: Honeydew.
Murray: Honeydew?! [chuckles] That's madness. Hey, Bevy, bring your father a forkful of that cantaloupe.
Beverly: Somebody call for a forkful of cantaloupe?
Adam: I'm getting sick and tired of the melon talk.
Murray: Eat the forkful, Al. You'll see what I mean.
Pops: Oh, that is good.
Adam: Enough with the melons. Just watch the movie.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ah, the holidays. A time for families to come together and celebrate the season. For some, it was about finding the perfect tree. For others, it was about the presents you'd unwrap on Christmas morning. But for me, it was about the movies.
Adam: One for "A Christmas Story", please. [later] One for "Scrooged", please. [later] One for "Christmas Vacation", please. [later] One for "Ernest Saves Christmas", please.
Ticket Vendor: Sorry, it's sold out.
Adam: Damn it, no! I know Ernest saves Christmas, but how?
Ticket Vendor: It's one of life's big questions. Next!
Adam: Bro, help me out here. I'm jonesing for a warm, fuzzy holiday flick. Anything else fit the bill?
Ticket Vendor: I don't know, man. That one?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That day, I discovered the holiday's greatest hero John McClane.
Adam: "Die Hard"? How is that a holiday movie?
Ticket Vendor: It takes place at Christmas?
Adam: Eh, I'll give it a shot.