Beverly Quote #892

Quote from Beverly in Hersheypark

Beverly: Adam, wait. I've given you four hours of bus ride to cool off.
Adam: Trust me, that's not nearly enough.
Beverly: Okay, so maybe it was a mistake for me to force my way on this trip.
Adam: Of course it was! My God, every other parent was fine not to chaperone. Why not you?
Beverly: Adam, when you were little, I was your everything. I'd hold your hand when I'd walk you into school, and you'd cry when I left. Now when you walk through that door in the morning, you're just gone. And when you come home, I get nothing.
Adam: C'mon, I tell you stuff.
Beverly: Please. At best I get a "muh." That's why I write the letters, so I can hear more, hear anything.
Adam: Okay, then. I promise to give you more than a "muh" if you promise to stop with your crazy mom manifestos.
Beverly: Guess I could cut back a little. With you, I still have plenty of hurtful things to say to Barry and Erica.

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 ‘Hersheypark’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"

Quote from Adam

Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.