Geoff Quote #90
Quote from Geoff in Hersheypark
Coach Mellor: Schwartz, got a bunch of scoop balls that need scooping, so have at it.
Geoff: Nah, man. I'm good.
Coach Mellor: Excuse me?
Geoff: I'm tired of being Mr. Pushover who always scoops the scoop balls after class. As leader of the JTP, I say Andy does it.
Barry: Hey! He's not the leader of the JTP. You don't have to do that, Andy.
Andy: But Geoff said I should.
Barry: Well, I say Geoff scoops the scoop balls!
Geoff: You scoop the scoop balls!
Barry: I'm not scooping no scoop balls!
Coach Mellor: Somebody scoop the scoop balls.
Matt: I'll scoop the scoop balls, okay?
Barry: Don't you dare scoop the scoop balls, Matthew!
Coach Mellor: Fine! You'll all scoop the scoop balls!
Geoff: Or better yet, [bleep], why don't you scoop my [bleep]?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hersheypark’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.