Geoff Quote #89
Quote from Geoff in Hersheypark
Geoff: Well, I'm done being the doormat. I hereby change the structure of the JTP as we know it.
Barry: You can't change that! It's the structure of friendship!
Geoff: Oh, it's changed but good. And as the new leader of the JTP, I demand a piece of your Gator Gum.
Barry: There's only one man here who needs Gatorade magically injected into their gum and it's me.
Matt: Oh, dang. Geoff just swiped some of Barry's Gator Gum.
Andy: Oh, the Gator Gum is totally replacing the vital salts and minerals in Geoff's legs.
Barry: No! Stop hydrating with my Gator Gum! Those are my electrolytes!
Naked Rob: Dude, he just quenched his thirst with Barry's Gator Gum. Geoff is our clear leader now.
Geoff: Damn right I am. I'm so freakin' fired up right now. I'm gonna cut science class and go run around the park.
Barry: With no clear objective? That's crazy, dude.
Geoff: No. It's new Geoff. JTP!
All: JTP!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hersheypark’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.