Barry Quote #772
Quote from Barry in Hersheypark
Lou Schwartz: Your father ruined my son. This morning, Geoffrey said he wanted to go to a liberal arts college like Vassar where he can find himself.
Barry: But you've mapped out the next 10 years of his life, which ends in him taking over your thriving practice.
Lou Schwartz: All I ever wanted was an apprentice who cares, but now there's no one.
Barry: Geoff is as blind as a patient who needs a penetrating keratoplasty.
Lou Schwartz: I know. You rearranged the entire filing system, and my apprentice wasn't even here to see that.
Barry: This is worse than that one patient who had the viral eye infection of the retina.
Lou Schwartz: Which I missed and you pointed out. Thanks for that, by the way.
Barry: Enough is enough! You need an apprentice. This is shameful.
Lou Schwartz: I want the old Geoff back!
Barry: And you'll get him back! As leader of the JTP, he has to do exactly what I say.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Hersheypark’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What the hell, ladies and Vinny? What happened to our PTA meeting?
Vinny: We got bumped. Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones.
Beverly: Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
Coach Mellor: What? The park is closed?
Beverly: Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. There's been a travel advisory. All non-essential personnel must steer clear.
Mrs. Kim: Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true.
Beverly: But that's not possible. Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: Well, I told my mom, "No more! Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!"
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off!
Beverly: Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together?!
Adam: 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. You didn't hear about it on the news?
Beverly: No, I don't watch the news. It aggravates your father until he throws his shoe at the TV.
Adam: It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar so they shut down the amusement park.
Beverly: Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. [chuckles] These always cheer you up.
Jackie: Wow. He's good.
Dave Kim: Maybe the best.