Barry Quote #762
Quote from Barry in You Got Zuko'd
Barry: I just realized me and Lainey want the complete opposite kind of marriage. She wants an equal partnership, while I want her to tend to my needs the rest of our days. There's no right or wrong here.
Beverly: A good relationship needs a lot of give-and-take, Barry.
Barry: Why can't it be like you and Dad? You know, where you give and he takes.
Murray: I've heard enough, moron. Not all marriages are the same. Stop worrying about what you want to take and start thinking about what you want to give.
Beverly: Wow. So, maybe Lainey has a point.
Barry: You're right. I'm lucky I had someone like you taking care of me my whole life. I learned from the best which means now I can take care of Lainey.
Beverly: Wait. You want the box?
Barry: Cooking is how our family shows love, right? So now it's time I show Lainey how much I love her. Although, I could use a few pointers.
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‘You Got Zuko'd’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Aww. Look at you two. Snuggled up on the couch. And what the hell is that?
Lainey: Oh, I made us Hungry-Man dinners.
Barry: I'm hungry. I'm a man. It lines up.
Beverly: Well, that was so thoughtful of you to make Barry a delightful mix of mystery meat and radiation.
Lainey: Thank you. I think?
Beverly: Sweetie, I know you grew up in a lawless, broken home, but these frozen, compartment-based dinners are unacceptable for Barry, no offense.
Lainey: You can't just tag "no offense" on the end of something horribly offensive and act like it's okay.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You think this is just about cooking? There is so much more that goes into taking care of our Barry.
Lainey: Like what?
Beverly: Washing his Flyers shirts, flipping his covers when he sweats at night, reminding him to make when he waits too long and gets plugged up.
Lainey: What is that? What are you doing?
Beverly: It's the signal for poo-poos. You gotta learn the signal.
Lainey: I don't wanna learn the signal!
Barry: Don't make her do the signal, Mom!
Beverly: She has to learn the signal!
Lainey: I don't wanna learn the signal.
Beverly: Now, this hand is the potty, beckoning the poo-poos, and in they go. Huh? She's not doing it!
Lainey: Of course I'm not doing it!
Quote from Adam
Jackie: What is on your body right now?
Adam: I kinda ripped my punk-rock jeans on a jagged paving stone, so then I ripped off the other leg to be matchy Like a badass.
Matt: Okay, but what's up with your hair?
Adam: Just how I roll, bro. Also, I forgot to wash out the Sun-In, so then the actual blazing sun overbaked my head when I was loading in those aforementioned paving stones in the back of my ol' wood-paneled rocket here.
Ruben Amaro, Jr.: Okay, but why are you wearing snow gloves?
Adam: Don't own racing gloves, so I'mma tear it up in these Freezy Freakies 'cause I'm crazy like that.
JC Spink: Okay, but why did you bring an old man to a drag race?
Adam: That's my boy Al. Had to drop him off at his sick pad, but the bumpy car ride lulled him to sleep. Which is good, 'cause he would not approve of my drag-racing lifestyle.